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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9487 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!