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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9791 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!