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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 990 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7239 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
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Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!