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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5541 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
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