Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
New Chunks Explored:	209595	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.