Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchantments Applied:	107
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	231
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	2959	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	3162
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Enchantments Applied:	292	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.