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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2721 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 30687 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9133 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!