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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
Void Gems Collected: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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