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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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