Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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