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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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