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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Runes Activated: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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