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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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