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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2713 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!