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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4774 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 4514 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!