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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5806 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!