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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2019 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 2805 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!