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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8656 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!