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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7385 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 80 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3283 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 4044 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!