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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7850 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!