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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6153 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!