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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6764 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 547 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!