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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1587 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!