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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 592 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2182 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!