so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Dimension Hops: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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