so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Alien Abductions: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Farms Harvested: 111 Astral Projections Made: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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