so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Crops Grown: 5022

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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