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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5936 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9612 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!
So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!