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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	288928	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchantments Applied:	264	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!