Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SolosSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

SolosSMP – A Vanilla SMP Minecraft Server

– Quality Life Tweaks – Special Abilities and Commands –

Allowed: Griefing, Raiding & PvP. Prohibited: Hacking & Cheating!

IP: SoloSMP.net Port: 25565 Java & Bedrock: 1.20.2+

DISCLAIMER: SolosSMP is an independent Minecraft Server, not endorsed or affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Modded Dimension

Creative, FTB, Survival Games

Explore a unique Minecraft experience with the ATM9 modpack, designed to rekindle the joy of exploration and teamwork. ATM9 is not just a game; it’s an adventure, enhancing Minecraft’s core with sophisticated mods for unforgettable journeys.

ATM9 unleashes creativity, with mods that expand the world’s magic, fostering unparalleled collaboration and innovation.

Our community thrives on nostalgia, offering a peaceful retreat where fun, relaxation, and memories of carefree days come to life. We prioritize a smooth, lag-free experience, ensuring your adventures are seamless and enjoyable.

ATM9 is more than a modpack; it’s a haven from the stress the real world blending nostalgia with modern conveniences.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Centrel Games

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

The Centrel Games Minecraft Server is the home of MassivePvP, the gamemode which is around 10 years old, so, we decided to add it back, with a twist and new features.

The MassivePvP gamemode dates back to 2012, where players can get their gear, enchant, and fight in a big open outdoor arena! We have custom items, rewards and features to make this an amazing experience for all players!

We are a network of a bunch of cool games, so make sure to join our discord server to stay up to date!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Winterscape

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

BRAND NEW SERVER! Come join a growing community to play minecraft at it’s best. 1.19 loaded chunks, mostly vanilla gameplay. Custom textures will be coming in the future! The end will be opening soon, so come join and prepare to battle the fearsome ender dragon with your fellow server members!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	155	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Horizon smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is a minecraft server on 1.20+ that you’ll be able to play on both java and bedrock edition on java edition the ip is play.horizonsmp.org and on bedrock the server adress is 45.85.88.66 and port 4009 The server is an economy and lifesteal server where you gain money and become the richest and gain hearts by killing people. The server also is about pvp since you have to gain hearts to survive you can also claim kits in the server Discord : https://discord.gg/zYas6TZhTu

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Towns Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Chlebocraft

Survival

The nas The old minecraft server Chlebocraft has reopened. We focus on stable survival without unnecessary plugins.

So that you don’t get bored, you can also find events with various prizes, special events and much more.

The server is constantly evolving and we are looking for new ways to make the game more enjoyable for players. However, we pay attention to stability and quality, which we draw from player feedback, so that everything is to their satisfaction.

A great and nice community with a helpful admin team guaranteed.

Join us and enjoy the game, we look forward to seeing you! Don’t forget to join our discord so you don’t miss news and important announcements: https://discord.gg/MKf7FMapYj

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

pine. MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

The official server of pine. Systems!

This server has:

Bedwars KitPvP Prison Skyblock Survival Events TnTRun and even… Bedrock Support!

Server Version is: 1.8-1.20

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	4679
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Alpinita

Towny

Towny War server with rpg and missions, with many more things to entertain yourself on the server, and with all its modalities

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: mc.projects.gg / Site: https://projects.gg/

To join Turkish Survival Server Gaia, just connect from version 1.20.4!

Download Minecraft: https://projects.gg/indir Join Discord » https://projects.gg/discord

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	2904
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

craftplex lifesteal

Economy, LifeSteal

Welcome to the CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, where survival meets the supernatural in the most electrifying way possible!

Dive into a world where darkness and light collide, where every heartbeat resonates with the pulse of adventure. CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP is not just your average survival server; it’s a journey into the unknown, where players harness the power of lifesteal to conquer the most daunting challenges.

Picture yourself navigating through a landscape teeming with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and hidden treasures waiting to be unearthed. As you explore, you’ll encounter fellow adventurers, forging alliances and facing off against foes in epic battles for supremacy.

But here’s the twist: in CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, your survival isn’t just about avoiding danger—it’s about embracing it. With the power of lifesteal at your fingertips, every strike against your enemies fuels your vitality, turning the tide of battle in your favor.

Forge your path as a master of the dark arts or a beacon of light in a world shrouded in mystery. Build towering fortresses to defend against the forces of darkness or embark on daring raids to claim glory and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

With custom plugins and a vibrant community of adventurers, CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP offers endless possibilities for those brave enough to venture into its depths. Are you ready to embrace the darkness and become a legend in your own right? Join us on CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP and carve your legacy in the annals of history.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TobitopiaNet

Creative, PvP

TobitopiaNet – Minigames Network [1.8 – 1.20]

INFORMATION ABOUT THE NETWORK: – We program 99.99% of the plugins ourselves – We currently have 25 games – We support English, German, Korean, Russian and 17 other languages

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lunar Legends

Survival

Welcome to Lunar Legends, where Minecraft meets Modernization! Our Fabric modded server is all about enhancing the classic Minecraft experience with fresh, custom features. Designed by our talented development team, we aim to keep the gameplay feeling familiar while introducing exciting new elements each month. Explore our distinct dimensions, each offering unique landscapes and adventures, and hunt down our exclusive custom items scattered throughout the world. Join us on Lunar Legends and experience Minecraft in a whole new light, where the sky’s not the limit—it’s just the beginning.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Goof Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Goof Country is a single biome only server. Right now its dripstone caves. The biome changes every 1st and 15th of the month.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blossom Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Horizons Reborned

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!