Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

[Whitelist] Ironclad Vanilla [6+ Year Old World] Professionally Managed – Hermitcraft – No Griefing – No World Resets – No Spawned Items – 1.20.4

Survival, Vanilla

[Whitelist] Ironclad Vanilla [6+ Year Old World] Professionally Managed - Hermitcraft - No Griefing - No World Resets - No Spawned Items - 1.20.4 Minecraft Server

Grief Protection/Rollback – No World Resets – No Spawned Items

Hermitcraft Type Community

Ironclad Vanilla is a whitelisted Semi-Vanilla server that strives to maintain a thriving community. Our staff works non-stop providing grief/theft, technical, and community support. We deal with issues professionally and do not abuse our powers. Never worry about your progress being lost due to some griefer ever again!

Ironclad Vanilla follows a trust system for trading, and players usually use diamonds as money. The spawn has a few public trading post that you can set your own trades up in, or you can make a shop with all kinds of merchandise!

Ironclad Vanilla is actually a Semi-Vanilla server because we allow access to commands, but we do so in a more balanced way. All commands that give you any kind of advantage cost in-game money. Players must earn money through playtime, chat-games, or voting.

We don’t give our donators items, and in all actuality we don’t give anyone items. Everything you see on Ironclad Vanilla was made with resources collected on our maps. Nothing is spawned in. Donators however get cool commands that allow them to glow, ride pets, and chat in color!

The map will never, ever, be reset. This means that you have all the imaginative freedom that you want in creating the most amazing builds and structures without ever worrying about it being lost. Map downloads become available every few months, so you will have forever access to your builds!

Connect to Ironclad Vanilla through our Hub. Please join our discord if you plan on joining our community, that way you will never lose us. https://dsc.gg/ironclad

To join our whitelist, you have to complete a short application. Please follow the format and send this application through Discord (Fastest Response) or the comment section below.

Whitelist Application Template:

Username:Location:Age:Your reason for wanting to join the server?Have you read the rules?Have you joined our discord server for server updates?

General Rules:

[1] GRIEFING/STEALING – ANY destructive behavior will NOT be tolerated! You are given ONE warning and that warning is the rules you agreed to when you joined the server. Our wonderful staff will catch any player that steals and/or griefs.

[2] CHEATING – Use of any mod or a hack client such as (Nodus, and auto clicker) that gives you an unfair advantage on the other players are NOT allowed! If you are unsure if a mod is allowed ask! Using the world seed to find ores or spawners is considered x-raying here and is not allowed. Duping and Exploiting server bugs is considered cheating.

[3] LANGUAGE – Excessive swearing; abusive, sexual, or otherwise inappropriate language is simply not acceptable. Links to inappropriate sites is not allowed. We have a diverse demographic on our server, including some younger players and we intend on making this a place everyone feels comfortable.

[4] PVP – PvP is disabled by default. To PvP use /pvp on & /pvp off. Purposefully killing players who have not agreed to PvP is not allowed.

[5] SPAMMING/ADVERTISING – Spamming chat is unacceptable, take it easy. Advertising other servers in our chat is not allowed, you will be banned.

Join our subreddit! https://www.reddit.com/r/ironcladnetwork/

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	142

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Horizon’s End – Vanilla Space Server (1.19.x-1.20.x) [Starships, Space Battles, Planets, Machinery]

Claims, Economy, Factions, Industry, Movecraft, Nations, PvP, Safezones, Semivanilla, smp, Space, Startrek, Starwars, Survival, Towns, War, Wars

Welcome to Horizon’s End!

Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a sprawling space map, with 18 unique planets and 7 systems to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!

Horizon’s End includes features such as:

•Nations•Movecraft•PvP•SMP•Industry•Economy•Hyperspace•Encounters

… and many more! Fight, Explore, Mine, Only on Horizon’s End!

IP: horizonsend.netWiki: https://wiki.horizonsend.net/

Horizon's End - Vanilla Space Server (1.19.x-1.20.x) [Starships, Space Battles, Planets, Machinery] Minecraft Server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MultiNetworkz

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

Embark on your Minecraft journey today and let the adventures unfold! earth_africasparkles Join us for an unparalleled experience in the world of Multinetwork!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AstroworldSMP

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Astroworld, the coolest modded server from space! You can make teams, sell alcohol and drugs, set up factories to mass produce materials and drugs, travel around the world, play at the casino and get a gambling addiction, watch the owner stream and become a simp, get rich on the server to start a economy leaderboard war and the list goes on, you get the idea. Join our Discord for fun giveways, weekly lottery and more fun events!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fembox SMP

BUILD, building, Chestshops, Community, Communitydriven, Cozy, Crossplatform, crossplay, Crossplaybedrock, Dynmap, Femboy, Friendly, Jobs, Lgbtfriendly, MCMMO, new, Plugin, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Femboys snuggle hours are mandatory!

https://discord.gg/qTREscUP99

Welcome to Fembox SMP!

What we offer:

label_important Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commandslabel_important Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structurelabel_important McMMOlabel_important Custom Questslabel_important Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to winlabel_important Inclusive community: we welcome everybodylabel_important Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memeslabel_important Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after alllabel_important Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewaways

This server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

So join us today, we hope to see you soon. Just don’t forget to put on your thigh-highs OwO

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2968	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PhoenixMC

Survival, Survival Games

BEST IS PHOENIXMC PLAY AND FUN GUYS AND BUY CRATES ARMOR AND U ARE POWER FULL IN SERVER ANY PROMLEBS CONTENT OPRATERS

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	125

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

Survival

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NYXO MC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AndoMC

Survival

The best SMP server that can physically exist in this universe is now in OPEN BETA! and i’m ready for people to come try it out, see what works and what doesn’t! discord.gg/YdePNEQ2eg

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Enchantments Applied:	209

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ZeanoxMC

Factions, Skyblock

OP Skyblock ============== OP Factions ============== Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ganomus

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

kuveru Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP DE JAVA: kuveru.com IP DE BEDROCK : kuveru.com PUERTO : 4188 —————————————————————– We are a new NetWork eager to expand, we have the following modalities: – Survival OP + Mysterious Cosmetics Chests + Loot Boxes / Keys + Ranks with many advantages + Protection stones + Levels with rewards + And many more functions… DISCOVER THEM

Online Players – in the last

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

Qol, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

L&N Craft

We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

Vanilla+

Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

– Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

– Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

– Right-click to harvest crops

– Leaves decay much faster

– Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

– Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

– A few more!

How to Join

First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

Cobblemon, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged

Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

Server Version: **1.4**

**Features**

– Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

Server Links & Info

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftDem Heartz

Adventure, Disney, Finalfantasy, Kingdomhearts, Other

Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

History debrief:

This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!