Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

☆ PuddleCraft [1.20.4] [Semi-Vanilla] Community-Driven Server ☆

1201server, 1201smp, 247server, 247uptime, Brandnew, Brandnewserver, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Communityserver, Communitysurvival, Dynmap, Economy, Friendly, Kingdom, new, Newserver, Ranks, Roles, Seed, Semivanilla, Shops, smp, Survival, Timebasedranks, Village, Whitelist

・☆ 𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙋𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙩 ☆・𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

☆ Welcome to Puddle Craft! This is a community based semi-vanilla Minecraft server (what a mouthful) geared towards long-term and large-scale survival builders of all kinds. Ideally, we would love to have a big map of bases/kingdoms, of course in any style or theme, all connected together. This could be through sea/river guides, railroads, footpaths, and any other creative forms of travel to get from point A to point B. Of course you can also take off and explore to do your own thing, but we encourage being apart of our vibrant community of crafters 🙂

☆ Essentially, this is a safe space for everyone looking for a faction of people to make friends and for those looking for a long term server where your builds and belongings will be kept safe, no matter how long of a break you take.It is my mission as the owner to make sure no one will ever have to go through the heartbreak of losing timeless builds through resetting or closing down a server ever again. Even in the future if we ever have to close down Puddlecraft, for whatever reason, both the world seed and a world download will be provided. But that won’t be happening anytime soon.

☆ This server involves a very simple and quick whitelisting process, please join the discord to view the rules and get started! https://discord.gg/YVR4QyKJTc

☆ 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 6/5/23

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝

☆ We have a variety of features and plugins to make things more interesting, such as: ☆

– Time-Based Roles: no pay-to-win required! We have a bit of a ocean/Ponyo theme going on here as a overall aesthetic, so the longer you stay, the deeper your sea creature originates from! Going all the way from Sunlight to the Hadalpelagic trenches, so mark your calendars!

– Dynmap: A Google Maps-like map for the server that can be viewed in a browser via link found in the Discord

– Armor stand editor: Edit custom armor stands to take your builds to the next level

– Invis itemframes

– /Hats: put a variety of blocks or items on your head with the command /hat !

– /nick colors: customize your username’s colors in chat to help stand out!

– Farm protect: makes it so you can run and jump on crops without them breaking. Now you can have the dramatic scene of you running through a wheat field as the sun sets you always dreamed of.

– Armored Elytras: Tired of constantly having to switch between your chestplate and elytra? Now you can combine the two! (Warning: it *is* permanent!)

– 24/7 Uptime! The server will have a very quick restart every night at 3:00 AM (EDT) to make backups in order to keep our server healthy!

– One player sleep

– /sit plugin that lets you sit anywhere you want or right clicking on slabs or stairs to sit on them

– Dragon egg respawn: No more fighting over who gets the first dragon egg, everytime you respawn and kill the dragon it’ll drop a new one!

– player and mob head drops

– proximity chat using simple voice chat

– AMB: can buy minis of all blocks through wandering traders

– husks drop sand

– Minecart Speed Plus

– Universal Dyeing – allows you to re-dye the color of any dyeable blocks after being dyed

– Custom nether portals – allows you to make a nether portal in any custom shape

More plugins can/will be added over time and suggestions are always encouraged!

☆ Just be mindful that while we do have quite the number of plugins, all of them are small additions to the game that should just be implemented into base game but aren’t. I prefer to not have plugins that make things as easy as possible, and would like to keep it as vanilla (but better) to encourage creativity and community efforts.

You can see all the other details about the server in the Server Info channel once you’re whitelisted in the discord !

☆ This is my first time ever hosting/managing a Minecraft server on my own, so constructive input or suggestions from the community on how to make our server a better place is always welcome.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

☆ I’m not great at ADs but uh, yeah !! To sum it up, we have a really great and welcoming community, so if you’re interested, feel free to click the link above to join our discord. 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CookieSlap

The goal of CookieSlap is to use a Cookie that has level 25 knockback enchantment to knock other players off the maps. In doing so, you get points, and someone is declared a winner, and then the map is changed. There are Normal Modes, King of the Hill, and Race to the Diamond Modes with specific maps for each type.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MeadowSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MeadowSMP is a Java/Bedrock Server with many SMP type gamemodes. We currently offer regular & lifesteal. We offer many features and an awesome community. Always running the latest versions of minecraft.

Discord: https://discord.gg/GM5bkuwzVh Java IP: meadowsmp.net Bedrock: br.meadowsmp.net | Defaullt Port

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Zapster Gaming SMP – Semi Vanilla

Community, HARD, Harddifficulty, Homes, Playtimeranks, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Zapster Gaming SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

World Border Currently: 10kx10k – Increasing Soon – Pre Gen World.#No pay-to-win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Mines Excavated:	3233
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6453

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Evolution of Darkness

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you suffering from playing on Minecraft servers where you can get only settled places to build with a farm world, or you have to ask a OP to get building rights? On EVOLUTION OF DARKNESS everything a player is building is automatically protected against changes throught other players. You can also build with friends by adding them to your Friendlist. On infinite worlds, you have the choice of the location for your projects, build wherever you want (with exception of the entrance hall). – automatic griefing Protection – Several worlds with different (weather, day / night cycle) – LWC = (chests, doors and dispenser protection) – Commandsigns = (command execution by clicking on signs.) – Chestshop = (buying and selling items, simply by left / right click) – Iconomy = (money and banking system) – Timber plugin = (trees collapse when the strain is removed.) – Events and Event plugins = (PvP / PvE events may vary from time to time) – Various security plugin = (to prevent spammers and cheaters) – and more… New plugins can also be added at the request of a majority of players.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Les Conquerants

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Survival / Vanilla / No reset / +18 / under Application

Hello, we want to offer our community a 100% vanilla experience. The game is completely free and works on the trust established by the community and respect for other players. Additionally, the server will not be deleted or reset. The goal is to have a serious server that lasts over time. So the community can join the server without fear.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

| -+-Releasing Now!-+- | Platinum MC! | Extreme Custom Survival!!! | 3 Months of Development! | No P2W |

Survival

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Want to join the discord server?discord.gg/7XRfRgszKW

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Welcome to ~~Platinum MC~~

We offer:

Over 100 Custom Items

Custom Scripts for never seen before gameplay!

over 30 QOL Plugins and others.

Endless gameplay and fun with friends!

Discord:discord.gg/7XRfRgszKW

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlazeCraft – Network

Factions, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BlazeCraft Network=================================Java IP: play.blazecraft.uk=================================Bedrock IP: play.blazecraft.ukBedrock Port: 19132=================================Discord: discord.gg/dKtyshjQxbTebex Store: https://blazecraft.tebex.io=================================Official ServersSurvival / LifeSteal / Prison / Factions / Skyblock=================================BlazeCraft Tebex Java Players Sign in as normal Bedrock Players Sign in as normal =================================BlazeCraft is a friendly and fun-loving community with Survival / LifeSteal / Factions / Prison / Skyblock for everyone to play! We support both Java and Bedrock players. We make sure we do our best to create a safe & fun community for everyone to enjoy! We also focus on fair gameplay. Everything you see in this store can be earned in game. If you have any concerns or suggestions, please contact us! [email protected]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Capital MC

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One of the fastest growing MC servers to grace the community. Join us to experience why. Sign up to the website for extra benefits (link below).

SURVIVAL SERVER – Build in peace – Economy PVP SERVER – Factions – McMMO – Rankups – Cells SKYBLOCK SERVER – Your own survival island – Play with friends – Sky is the limit

IP: mc.capitalw.net

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY (FOLLOW ON TWITTER @CapitalWorldMC) Feel free to sign up to our website and forums. We welcome anybody from anywhere. go to: http://www.capitalw.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8302	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Guild Demonarchys Project Cova Fantasy RPG Survival

FANTASY, Levels, MCMMO, Mechanics, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalfantasy

Check out guild demonarchys project cova!!

A full fantasy survival experience with many premium and custom plugins to make the world truly amazing! Designed by experienced server creators the server was created as a community server for a large creative community Guild Demonarchy!!

Check out lots of cool new features to make the game fresh and new while still having the option of having a semi vanilla experience!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Austerium: High Fantasy RP

Faction Pvp, Moddedserver, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome Travellers!

Embark on an epic adventure throughout the land and discover your own path.

Engage with the indepth magical, combative and economic systems our modpack includes!

Join Austerium today and play alongside fellow adventurers on our RP server!Join our discord!

Features include things such as;

– Dungeons, spanning across great horizons

– Magical abilities, that allow you to create your own special place in the world

– Intuitive combat, to ensure that every fight has you on the edge of your seat

– An amazing world generation, filled with plentiful biomes and expanses to explore

So what are you waiting for? Drop into the world of Austerium and forge your own destiny…

Goodluck and have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crops Grown:	6378

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Survival Mania 1.2.5

Welcome to the official Minecraft Forum Page for Survival Mania 1.2.5!!! We are a Bukkit Server with MANY plugins. We have Factions, also with a GREAT Castle Spawn Point with many Warps for the Biome of your Choice!! We also have a very great Shop. Last but not least, we have a VERY friendly Staff!!! Come join us at 8.17.252.116:25865

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Jungle SMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JungleSMP is an awesome Lifesteal server with custom features like skills, playtime levels, cosmetics, and more!

All items that you can purchase are also obtainble in game through our coin shop, without having to spend any money at all

So what are you waiting for? Join Today! We promise you won’t regret it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Survival Fun [SMP] {Waystones} {Shopping District} {Land Claims}

Economy, Events, Shops, smp, Survival, Team Pvp, Terralith

Welcome to Survival Fun!Discord: https://discord.com/invite/TNNfvpMI started Survival Fun with my friend 5 years ago and I’m still working hard on it everyday. Our community is coming back from a break we had on our previous world and we decided to just reset and try inviting more players into the community to join on our new world! Since, I have your attention I would like to show you the server and maybe introduce myself a bit more:Our server economy is run on diamonds, you will be able to rent plots in a shopping district near spawn for diamonds and create your own villager trade shops using Shopkeepers. You can get the shop creation tool by doing ‘/kit shop’We will be using a datapack called Terralith that expands on the Overworld terrain, along with some other datapacks that are listed here.

Links:• Discord!• Rules (Make sure to read them!)

Server Rules:1. No grief, raiding or stealing.Unclaimed builds are still protected by staff, you are not allowed to loot, raid or grief anything that isn’t yours. Pranks are allowed only if it is easy to clean up and has creative value. For example, a prank where a player triggers an explosion that destroys a significant part of their base would not be creative or easy to clean up.2. Use of modified clients, play assisted bots, the seed, or mods/texture packs that give you advantages are strictly prohibited.Allowed mods:

OptifineMinimap (fair play version)Inventory TweaksLitematicaAutoclicker

Banned mods:

XrayAutoclicker (for pvp)Auto FishBaritone

3. Killing and stealing items from players is not allowed.PvP is enabled on the server and it should be consented first before someone is killed. Sometimes players will kill other players for pranks and good fun and return items and this is allowed but if somehow a staff member gets involved, (generally by the victim saying something in chat), then someone is liable to be warned and the victim’s inventory restored. Multiple warnings on this rule may result in a temporary ban!4. Shopping District RulesPlain, square and unexciting shop builds are not pleasing and you will be warned to improve the look of your shop if it doesn’t meet the standard. Shops must have a minimum ceiling height of 3 blocks. With this rule; shops cannot be abnormally tall or wide.Make sure that if you buy a shop plot in spawn that you start building your shop as soon as possible before an admin removes it. Shopkeepers in the shopping district with no build will be removed. Shops will also be removed automatically after 20 days of player inactivity.Keep the confines of your claim as close to your build as possible. There should NOT be excess blocks claimed by you around your build that could otherwise be unclaimed. Keep your claim around your build only.Sell a diverse set of items at your shop. If your shop sells items that are already being sold by multiple shops then you may be asked to change what you are selling. If you are selling too little or too many items you will also be warned.5. Chat Rules• Advertising of any kind through server chat is not allowed.• Keep controversial/political/religious topics out of public chat.• Racism, sexism, violent swearing, anti-LGBTQ+, discrimination and uncomfortable topics is not allowed.• Wishing death on others is not allowed.• Use English in public chat. Please use PMs to communicate in other languages.• Harassment will not be tolerated.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MDX Minecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MDX Gaming,

MDX Gaming is our small community of players who gaming on a slightly different setup for games. Our first server opened in the April of 2012, it was a 20 slot Minecraft Bukkit 1.2.4. This is still our main server and we have even expanded to 50 slots. We also currently have a DayZ Overpochins server, and a soon Arma 3 Exile server. We are still growing; however, we do not want to get too large for we wish to remain a small friendly community. We have remained mostly the same with some coming and a few going.

In 2016 we got our own dedicated server. And now we can run many game servers what offer fun for community, just let us know and maybe we can…

If you are new, you are more than welcome to join us and have fun on any or all of our servers!

— Madmeix (founder)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.