Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]

Active, Anticheat, Antigrief, Barebones, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, java, Javaedition, Mature, PvE, Seasonal, Secure, Semivanilla, Small, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

BareBonesMP is a Minecraft community founded in 2019 with the idea of having the classic Minecraft server feel from the golden days and formed around a whitelisted, close knit community.

To be whitelisted, join our Discord server and fill out the app in the #whitelist-apps channel!

Server Address: play.barebonesmp.com Discord Link: https://discord.gg/barebonesmp Dynmap: https://barebonesmp.com/map

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing PluginsStatistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!Dedicated Server with No LagActive Discord & CommunityOptional Proximity Voice ChatCross-Discord/In-game Text ChatCommunity Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

Server Rules:Do not grief or steal from other members.Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.Do not harass or bully other community members.Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantagesAbsolutely no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers.PVP is only allowed in designated areas, or outside of these areas if agreed upon before hand.The keyword is andesite.Do not abuse known Minecraft exploits.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Panni-Craft

Panni-Craft (Works with cracked Minecraft)

Live-Map: www.bit.ly/dynmap-panni

What is Panni-Craft? Panni-Craft is a Survival-Server with a small but friendly community. Build on you own plot or become a member of a town and create together something big!

Some more information: – Skill System (RPG-Style) – Admin- and User-Shops – Jobs to earn money – Hunger Games – PVP-Arenas – Many ranks – Spleef

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VoidedMC

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to VoidedMC, we are a brand new 1.20.4 server with a friendly player base offering semi-vanilla survival, by merging McMMO, GriefPrevention, Essentials, and many more plugins! We are working on expanding the server currently. We also plan to bring a creative world where you can show off your amazing building skills! Feel free to join! Our staff is extremely nice and always willing to help. So if you have any questions please reach out to us! Have an amazing day!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Florida Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP

FMS has just recently undergone a complete map, inventory, and economy reset! -Currently Running 1.7.2 -Fly Enabled for Everyone! -Real Economy -Grief Prevention -Dynmap -PVP World

Check out or Website – http://www.FloridaMinecraft.com Check out our Forums – http://www.floridaminecraft.com/forum/ Check out our Dynmap – http://map.FloridaMinecraft.com Play.FloridaMinecraft.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FantasyMC

KitPvP, Survival

FantasyMC – Created By FantasyProYT (Youtube Channel: Fantasy Productions)

This server is non pay-to-win and includes the gamemodes such as KitPvP and Survival with more possible gamemodes coming in the future

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Havoc MC | OG Factions | Anarchy | Custom Mobs

Faction, Faction Pvp, PvP, Survival

Welcome to HAVOC MC, where we’re bringing back the classic Minecraft experience! No TNT cannons, no gen walls – just simple survival with a touch of factions.

🌐 Features:

Community Focus: Connect with players globally in a friendly community. Trade, chat, and embark on epic journeys together.

Custom Mobs: Encounter unique mobs that test your survival skills. Be ready for unexpected encounters as you explore.

Dungeons with Bosses: Explore mysterious dungeons, face powerful bosses, and claim epic rewards. Only the bravest will succeed!

🛠️ Customization:

Custom Items: Discover exclusive items to enhance your gameplay. Collect rare resources for powerful weapons and armor.

Player-driven Economy: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy. Buy, sell, and trade resources to become the wealthiest faction.

🏰 Claim Your Territory:

Raids and Sieges: Test your faction’s strength by raiding bases or engaging in epic sieges. Only the most strategic factions will win.

🌟 Events and Competitions:

Seasonal Challenges: Take on seasonal challenges for new adventures. Stay engaged with fresh content regularly.

Join HAVOC MC now for a classic Minecraft journey where survival, factions, and community come together. Ready to conquer the unknown? Start your adventure today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6974	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ManaMC: LOTS OF MAGIC SPELLS AND KINGDOMS

Magic, Magicspells, mmorpg, PvP, RPG, Survival, wizard

MAGIC SURVIVAL SERVER WITH LOTS OF CUSTOM WANDS, SPELLS, REGIONS AND KINGDOMShttps://discord.gg/PUdZCTQpAX

BUILD YOUR KINGDOM, GET YOUR CUSTOM MAGIC, AND RULE OVER THE WORLD

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MaximalMinecraft 24/7

MaximalMinecraft 24/7 400 players 8GB PVP – SURVIVAL

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This a Lifesteal server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TheFruitBox – 1.20.4 | Java & Bedrock | Semi-Vanilla Survival | Events & Tournaments & Shops | Tribes

bedrock, Buildcompetition, building, Chestshop, classic, Competitions, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empires, Events, Exploitsallowed, Mall, Minimalistic, Oldschool, PvP, Redvsblue, Shoppingmall, Spawn, Sponges, Survival, Teams, Tournaments, Tribes, Vanilla

🍎🎮 TheFruitBox Minecraft Server 🎮🍎

Rediscover the essence of Minecraft at TheFruitBox! Immerse yourself in a pure vanilla gameplay experience with a few knacks. Join a tight-knit community of players who appreciate classic Minecraft in its truest form.

🏰 Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources, shape the marketplace, and witness the dynamic interactions of our community — Currency is Sponge 🧽.

🛍️ Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products. Let your entrepreneurial spirit shine as you attract customers from across the server.

🌟 Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive events unique/custom to the server. Engage in thrilling competitions such as the Champions Tour, Red VS Blue battles, special holiday events, and exciting build competitions—all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

🔥 Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

🌍 Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction. The possibilities for discovery are endless.

👥 Supportive Community: Join our discord… or join a tribe in-game.

📚 Server History: Server was created 2/19/2021. Previously OnlyVanilla.

💬 Stay Connected: Communicate and collaborate with fellow players outside the game on our Discord server.

🌐 Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Join TheFruitBox today and relish the pure essence of Minecraft. Engage in vanilla gameplay, participate in unique events, and connect with a vibrant community that values the true spirit of the game.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RedBanner

Creative, Creativeplots, Economy, Economysurvival, Friendly, Gravestones, KitPvP, Markets, Plots, Shulkerpacks, Survival, Towny, Treefeller, Xpbottler

RedBanner.net Java 1.20.1 Native, Bedrock Compatible

Fresh 1.20 Map!

– Co-op Survival Towny Small, friendly community Player-run markets and economy (no server-run shop) Rentable shops Brewery with lots of custom recipes mcMMO Autocrafters DoubleEnderchests Potion combining, and enchant/potion effect hiding Respawning dragon eggs GraveStones (protected for 10 minutes) 80% Player experience drops on death Normal Difficulty sethomes Passcode Sign chest/door protection (also protected with factions) Balanced mob farms and villager trades Creeper/enderman block damage disabled Treefeller ShulkerPacks (open shulkers from inside inventories) XP is collected in hoppers as bottles o’ enchantin

– Creative Plots 5 plots per person 42×42 block plot area

– Weekly Events Staff-picked player-requested server-wide events anyone can join Hosted every Saturday (hit us up if that’s a problem, we’ll work something out)

– Various Minigames Mobarena (with decent rewards) 1v1 arena MurderMystery…more to come, we have a few in development.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NyanPig 24/7 Freebuild Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

-No whitelist, Guests can build, you can protect your stuff -Economy system with shops and rewards -Jobs, classes and ranks -Survival, Freebuild!

JOIN US AND HAVE FUN!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tallcraft

Bukkit, Dropper, Freebuild, Industries, Minecraft, Modified, Monster, Monsterindustries, PvP, Survival, Tallcraft

Explore FreedomJoin Us – Website

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1465
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gemora SMP

Costomworld, MCMMO, Modified, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Gemora Middle School

We are a small smp with magic, costom world generation, coustom enchants, powergems (simular to bliss smp but no its not ment to bliss copy) uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what else. idk.

Supports Java & Bedrock edition

Supports all versions (1.8.x – 1.20.x)

Discord:discord.gg/BgemfUF4jd

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Items Found:	3988	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

teozcommunity

fun server for u to build

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.