Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

commandia

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hibernia

Simple Vanilla server with only world guard and nocheat. Spawn is the only place protected. Nocheat is used to prevent hackers. Griefing and PVP are allowed

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Skunky PvP

Factions

skunkypvp.mcserver.us Skunky PvP is currently in development still and ONLY looking for staff and builders. If you as a player would just like to join you can but everything is going to get reset and you will be in a basic survival world. You can also join at skunkypvp.mcserver.us

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Terra Divisa

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Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more intense geopol experience. The only way to obtain ores is from capturing resource sites from other nations, or forging diplomatic ties to trade with them! Experience meaningful diplomacy as you need a constant supply of resources to maintain armor and tools, leading to resource wars and power blocks unlike any other servers!

Become the dominant military and economic power by minting special currency for your nation, and capturing resource sites to force other payers to align with you to avoid losing their supply of resources, and your customized currency to buy items from them without paying a dime of actual gold! We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency!

We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs.

Check the image gallery to see some additional features!

Join us on Discord!https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Creative and Towny

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Server IP: mc.megaminecraft.net Website: MegaMinecraft.net INFO: Mega MC was founded in early 2013, we have a large team of supportive staff, and experience, something our players value.

Have you ever wanted to be apart of a server where you can experience all types of game modes at once? Here at Mega MC, we provide you with that unforgettable in-game experience. • Creative • Towny • Factions

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KetPVP

KitPvP, PvP

fun and entertaining kitpvp. enjoy the fun and entertainment in ketpvp! do /staffapp to apply for staff or buy ranks! All versions supported!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

rivercraft

we are a nice small server with a bunch to do

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Official PieTown server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Pietown!

This is our public server built on the idea between Woahdang and Aexo

The server is currently running at 1.15.2 Java edition. IP -> not release

PIeTown is a vanilla survival world! Currently there are no world resets. This server is a D&D themed server with heavy influence of playing the original Minecraft game with light plugins. We really focus on trying to keep this server as pure and simple as possible. There are dangerous things in Minecraft and it isn’t just the hostile mobs.

Please be sure to follow the rules and regulations to the servers! The discord rules also indicates a lot of what the channels are used for and how you can get involved!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WrathPvP

This Server has a max. of 60 people and is a popular and fun server. This is a Great server and should get more player to get interesting. Play at the level you want be watch out it is a hardcore pvp faction

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SurvivalCraft Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Citywars Minecraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

[ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

[ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

[ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

[ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

1b1t

Anarchy

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

0tx.org

Factions

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

Website & Forums: http://www.0tx.org

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Star Shards Collected:	296

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.