Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Devil’s Minecraft

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Infinicraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Ores Mined:	3932	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

qubecraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	553
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchantments Applied:	277

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Majkrafci

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.