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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Empire of the Bear

A fun and friendly community looking to expand its’ playerbase. Features survival and creative worlds along with a broad selection of mini-games to suit any skill level.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BogRelams

We have fun and have Survival, Creative, HG, and Spleef. Please feel free to donate!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Epic Minecraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

SERVER IP: epic-mc.com , Always Up To Date, 300+ Slots, 5 Epic Worlds, PvP, PvE, No-Grief, Very Easy Home Protection, Multiple Hunger Games Worlds, Player Shops, Huge Building Areas Lots, PVE PVP Arenas, Survival, Friendly Community, Towns, 24/7, 100 Online, Dedicated Server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Mines Excavated:	1766	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Creative/WorldEdit Lirop.de

Build your dreams on 55*55 large plots and if you want, you can have other Minecraft players like them.

This way you can demonstrate your skills as a Minecraft player.

Lirop offers you the ultimate creative fun!!!

You can also pass on your building ideas to other Minecraft players and collect some from others yourself!

The Lirop.de team wishes you a lot of fun

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sotaz Minecraft Community

A total grief / destruction / anarchy server. Basically, outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes.

Come join and partake in this grief!

Meet the Staff!

Owners: Socomtoaster and Azdz111

Admin: Rex_is_goof1

See ya on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TheUniversCraft

Servers :

– PvP / Factions – HG – SkyBlock – ResidentEvil (GUN) -MineGun – FreeBuild

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Swisscraft

Swisscraft is one of the oldest and longest running SMP servers! It’s also 24/7!

Server Owner: Vittek

The servers main plugins are: McMMO: Level up different skills and abilities! Towny: Create and manage your own town! Logblock: Complete protection from any sort of grief! MyPet: Have your own persistent pet that levels up with you! Runecraft: Build and use the power of runes! iConomy/Chestshop: A player run economy, build your own shop and sell your items to other players while offline. LWC: Complete protection for your chests, 100% safe! Craftbook: Elevators, bridges and so much more! Dynmap: Always see your creations on a real time map (See The map here)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchantments Applied:	212

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

mundo-minecraft

Minecraft server in Spanish, it has multiple plugins from different worlds and a staff that will answer all your questions and help you. The server is constantly updated, it has been online for more than two years. We have an official server oriented towards construction/survival without leaving aside pvp with various games.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	251	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WinkGamer – PVP & Surviva

FULLPVP server that is still being created, many attractions, no lag, with a survival mine to collect resources, you can also use the artificial mine.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	4818	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Simkraf Adult Survival Creative Server

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Minecraft Server * BIG WORLD MAP * Grief FREE & Mature Grownup SMP Non-PVP Survival, Creative & PVP Pirates Anti Grief Plugins : WorldGuard and CoreProtect !

You are Welcome to join my Simkraf Minecraft Server * Please read Rules @ Simkraf.com * Adult Survival World with Creative for VIP’s ! Craft and build in the Safe Regions & PVP in Pirate Bay UK ! Happy Minecrafting ~ Simkraf =^.^=

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Skyreach

Creative, FTB, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

We currently run Infinity,Daybreaker,Direwolf,Trident,Regrowth,Cloud9.TCR,Vanilla1.8.x,Vanilla Creative 1.7.10

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	1072	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Neostralis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Your journey begins in Hochfels, a remote mountain village. The residents will help you by briefly explaining the most important things to you and sending you to the capital Iakania in the hot air balloon. There the whole world is open to you: Settle down in one of the many player-built cities and build your home there. Your roommates help you and donate items to you. Or venture into the wilderness and conquer nature yourself. Explore our 120,000 block custom world, map unknown terrain and loot hundreds of dungeons! Choose a class and profession, which will give you useful skills. Or pursue exciting quest series through which you can uncover further secrets of the world of Neostralis.

Visit the following pages for more information: → Our website: https://neostralis.com/ → Dynmap: https://map.neostralis.com/ → Wiki: https://neostralis.com/wiki

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4662	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Creative Build Network

Creative, Factions, Survival

You always wanted a server where u can make your dreams come true? We have what you’ve been looking for: Creative Build! Now you’ll probably ask what we offer you. But that’s easy to answer. We offer: 24/7 online 80×80 starter plots World Edit Custom Plugins Roleplay Commands Griefing Protection If you have any more questions, wishes or discomforts just don’t be afraid to ask our Team. You can reach them on the server and also in TeamSpeak. So what are you still waiting for?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6296

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DroidVengeance

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

The DroidVengeance Network includes Creative, Survival, PVP, and MiniGames. These worlds are accessible from the Main Spawn Hub. Special ranks are available with donations!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MawCraft

MawCraft is a survival server with many layers of grief prevention. It features custom generated worlds including the main world, Nether, and Skylands. There are economy plugins, mob killing and mining rewards, and a charge to keep inventory after death. We feature the plugin Grief Prevention which allows you to select land to protect and trust to your friends with a gold shovel, as well as rollback features in case of emergency.

We hope to see you soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!