Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Craftfirst

We are a German CRACKED Featurers RPG server with the following:

– classes – Abilities (spells) – mana system – New Life System – New regeneration system – Quests – Title – Admin Shops – bosses – Own items – New enchantment system – Town and Villages – User shops

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hexicraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

123pvp.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kubcraft

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Eden Universe

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

-=Eden Universe=-Eden Universe is a minigamesand factions server, we allow people to go to Survival, Factions, Skyblock, Cops & Robbers, Teacher, Skywars, king of the ladder, PRISON, and Hunger Games You won’t get bored on this server we promise that :). -=How can I join?=- Server Ip: Play.Mrgocanes.com -=Community=- Eden Universe is well known for the nice community we have, people of all ages join and seem to make new friends every day, meet your friends now, and join Eden Universe:)! Hope to see you on our server! We have a TON of plugins and great staff. Please join today! We have a ton of people and great staff that are always on. Join today and check out the great server. We are adding a prison world on the server as a new world and may be adding more minigames. We are also recruiting staff so apply now! -=Contact=- site: www.mrgocanes.com skype: Mrgocanes

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BouCraft

BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Social Craft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PvPCorporation

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Here at the PvPCorporation, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. A strong point at PvPCorporation is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice. Crafted and balanced to perfection!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

darkage

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Clash of Magic

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

What can you expect joining this new world of Clash of Magic?

Free!!! I am dedicated in making this server 100% free to all users. All premium plugins I buy for the server are accessible to all. The only ranks in the game are the ones to find while adventuring. All players have the ability to get all the features in game with no purchase necessary.

Magic! Spells can be found throughout the map, hidden in dungeons or a tower that is guarded by a boss. Good luck finding the spells, only the true adventurer will reap the reward of exploration.

Player Housing! These homes can be bought, customized, redesigned and they are block protected to the owner. Best part is that when you sell your house it pops back to its original shape for a new player to buy.

Bosses! Fight unique bosses that are guarding a dungeon with magic spells hidden within. Bosses may drop unique gear that help you progress throughout the map.

There is so much more!!! MCMMO, Art, Pets, Color Chat, Trails, Vampire, Werewolf, Gamebox Games, Horses, Emotes, Guilds, Dungeons, Quests, Powered Elytra, Rent-able Mines, and tons of places to explore!!! Again, all features are available to all players!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ender PvP

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	105504

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.