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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6805 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 293 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9036 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.