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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4162 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 88 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.