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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1404 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.