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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3774 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
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