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CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Items Found:	3500	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftingAddict

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Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyHackerzUnited

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lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7460	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Yogurt Block Party

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

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So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Star Shards Collected:	252	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VapeCraftersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	380	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LyricFeels Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchantments Applied:	290

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Potions Brewed:	173

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WarCraft Server: Defend Ukraine!

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where US and European defense companies are setting up shop in Ukraine cuz why not?! We got tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with!

Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the chaos of war while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Who needs peace when you can have this much excitement?!

So come on, join the madness and show off your building and fighting skills in the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RedstoneRevolution

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia, iran, and china are all fighting to influence the outcome of the US election using AI!! watch as they build massive redstone contraptions and unleash mobs of political propaganda on unsuspecting players. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next president of minecraftia! but beware, the creeper party is always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your chances of winning. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane election campaign ever seen in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyGenderBenders: Mine for Acceptance

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u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a magical rainbow land where all da transgender and gender-diverse peeps can come together and be their fabulous selves! we got unicorns and glitter everywhere, it’s like a party in ur pants! plus, studies show dat being in a supportive community like dis can help reduce da risk of mental health issues and suicide. so come on over and let’s build some rainbows together! 🌈🦄 #FabulousMinecraftServer

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.