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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!
