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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1315 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 1699 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance. Sound ridiculous? That’s because it is! But that’s what makes our server so special.
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