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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5318 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 28 | Ores Mined: | 4339 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!