DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Items Found:	5458	Dragon Eggs Found:	9803

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8971	Star Shards Collected:	88

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!