DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	821	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1793	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ores Mined:	5508	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5063
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	278649	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	1812
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5796
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.