DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	2316
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	78
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crops Grown:	8804

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	8405
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Towns Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	274	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	614
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	1685
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.