DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	391	Dragon Eggs Found:	9159
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Void Armor Forged:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	662291
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Crops Grown:	6572	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9738	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.