DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mines Excavated:	4373	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6827
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	139	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.